SCHARTT$ CREEK by Jamie Morris
January 18 – March 3, 2024

Tickets: $40

Presented by bevnap productions & Empire Stage
The totally unauthorized comedy parody of the record-breaking, multiple Emmy Award winning comedy series SCHITT’S CREEK!

Written by Jamie Morris (Mommie Queerest, The Facts of Life: The Lost Episode, The Silence of the Clams, Re-Designing Women, Gilligan’s Fire Island), this show will mark his return to Empire Stage after an 8 year absence. The show debuted in 2022 and was extended twice, playing to sold-out houses all summer long in Provincetown. Ptown Magazine said, “The laughter begins upon arrival and does not subside the entire show.” PTOWNIE named Schartt$ FAVORITE NEW SHOW of the season. After its celebrated run in Provincetown, the show went on to play for three months in Puerto Vallarta. The PV Mirror said, “The acting was hilarious!” SCHARTT$ picks up where the series leaves off. David is on his honeymoon. Patrick cannot make it. The entire Rose family arrives to cheer him up, and then proceed to make the entire trip about themselves.

90 Minutes, No Intermission

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DETAILS

Start:
January 18

End:
March 3

Venue:
Empire Stage Theater

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What Our Audience Has To Say About Us!

Went to see THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND with my husband and two friends and we all had a great time! Show was smart, funny, and very entertaining! A big THANK YOU to David at Empire Stage for being so accommodating with our last-minute tickets and for putting together shows we all want to see. Can’t wait for the next one!

Ted S.

This hidden gem is just the cutest little theater with some really great acting and fabulous performances.

Paul L.

Intimate space. Great sound…Staff pleasent. Great venue.

Mark L.

Satisfied every time!! Always enjoy the intimate space & relaxed atmosphere. Employs & hosts always friendly.

Gary D.

Great time at the naked comedy show! Handsome, funny and talented young men!! Not bad on the eyes!! Too bbad my 83 year old Mother was laid up in the hospital! It was her idea to see the show!!!! Greeted warmly by the host with free wine and many laughs as he warmed up the audience dressed in drag and full of wise cracks! Check it out if you get the chance!!!

Dolores S.

Cool place. I saw the absolutely hilarious “Thank You For Being a Friend”, the Golden Girls parody. Enjoyed every moment of it, and I’m so glad I made it a part of my vacation.

Linda F.

This place was FABULOUS! We saw “The Golden Girls, thank u for being a friend” best and funniest show we ever saw. Owner could not have been nicer. We will definitely be back! Also location is terrific, so close to great restaurants, etc

Julie D.

Absolutely delightful and intimate Blackbox theatre where you see and hear everything. Plenty of parking everywhere. The lobby boasts couches to sit on and wait, snacks to buy, and a certain feeling of being in a real hip theater.

Ginger R.